Sixty Eight  A.D.
Rantings and commentary 2009/2010

10-Feb-15 Submitted by Art

KNIGHT THE KNACK

Man. We’ve gotten some real good feedback on the two shows we’ve played so far this year. The Apple’s gig two nights ago was a riot. I’m still buzzing from it. If you haven’t seen us, lately or at all, please stay tuned to our calendar and gigs page because we have every intention of building on this momentum.

On a sad note, I learned today that Doug Fieger of The Knack has passed away at the age of 57 due to cancer. You might be saying to yourself, “Oh yeah…that was that one-hit wonder band from the 80’s that did My Sharona”. If so, then you are almost completely wrong. The classic album “Get The Knack” was released in 1979 and also contained their OTHER hit “Good Girls Don’t” (#11 peak on Billboard). Secondly, by late 1980, their career took a nosedive that they never recovered from. They were not an 80’s band but rather a product of that wonderful gray area between the implosion of Punk and the advent of commercialized New Wave and eventually Alternative. For anyone not swept up in the Disco plague, 1979 was a wondrous year for rock and roll. The Clash’s “London Calling”, Joe Jackson’s first two records, The Pretenders’ debut, Blondie, Elvis Costello’s “Armed Forces”, Graham Parker’s “Squeezing Out Sparks”, Cheap Trick’s Budokahn album, The Cars first album, England’s Two-Tone bands and a bunch of skinny tie power pop groups like The Jags, The Plimsouls and The (Paul Collins) Beat – many of whom sounded…well…just like The Knack. Of all of these bands, none had a more significant impact on Top 40, none had a more startling rise to prominence and equally startling fall from grace than The Knack. Many credited them with single-handedly saving Rock and Roll at a time when Disco was at its peak, punk retreated back to the underground to plan its revenge, and bloated 60’s and 70’s dinosaurs were cluttering arenas with nostalgia tours. To understand what was so special about The Knack, you only need to listen to their debut album. Deny if you can those unbelievable hooks, that perfectly crafted power pop and that wonderfully snooty attitude. Listen to that guitar solo on the album version (not the edited single version) of “My Sharona” and tell me it’s not one of the greatest of all time. Listen to that drum fill that launches “Your Number or Your Name” into orbit. Tell me that “Good Girls Don’t” and “Oh Tara” don’t perfectly capture the pimpled, hormone addled torment of early puberty (which I was going through at precisely the time that this was released). Dare I say this is one of the greatest rock albums of all time?

So why were they tossed out with the bathwater a year later? Part of the reason had to do with their disappointing follow-up album (which wasn’t too bad actually) and the horrible Sharona-clone single “Baby Talks Dirty” which deserved the big P.U. it received. But I think it something was more than that. Lot's of bands rebound from lackluster sophomore albums. This was a BACKLASH. There were “Nuke the Knack” t-shirts and a sudden hatred of the band that almost became a fashion in and of itself. Did it have to do with their sexist lyrics? Their perceived disrespect for everything including their fans, their own success, the Beatles, puppies, and all things sacred and wholesome? Perhaps a little of all the above. It seemed as if the public collectively decided that they created a monster and now needed to put it back in its place. It made no sense. It was the most dramatic reversal of fortune in music history.

With the downfall of The Knack, what might have been a golden era for rock – (led by those skinny tie bands I mentioned before), gave way to the MTV-led invasion of Flocks of Seagulls and other strange synthetic creatures. Nothing The Knack ever did after that, (and they continued to bravely tour and release records up until Doug’s recent illness), was ever noticed by anyone aside from a small loyal cult following. UNFAIR I say. It’s time they got the respect they deserved. Let’s all bow our heads for a rock and roll fellow traveler and true believer; the legendary Doug Fieger. Amen.

Ps. An early Fieger band called “The Sunset Bombers” released a self-titled album on the indie California label Areola Records in 1978. It may be even better than “Get the Knack” and featured punky gems like "B.F.D.", "Dirty Pictures", "Suicide Kamakahze Girls" and a classic 'oops-I-took-the-wrong-sex-home' song called "Drag Queen". Good luck finding a copy. You can’t have mine.

10-Jan-21 Submitted by Art

Wow. I thought that the election of Obama (who I vocally supported and voted for) was tantamount to voters finally "dropping the big one". What happened in Massachusetts a couple of days ago was truly nuclear in its implications. It was yet another clear message to the present administration, as well as all incumbents - red or blue, that enough is enough already. Over a full decade of misery, we've seen too many Americans lose everything or come to the brink of losing everything. A whole generation looking into its future and seeing nothing. No ability to save or retire with dignity. Getting squeezed from every angle. Settling for jobs, if they're lucky to have them, that only allow them to survive and maintain their current level of suffering. God forbid an honest hardworking person should have a few rough years. The unending dings to their credit score and mounting late fees almost ensure their doom unless a miracle intervenes. Voters seem to be churning out miracles at the polls these days. Miracles that ripple through the nation like a full force hurricane only to sputter and fizzle out when they reach certain desks and doors. Sure, health care in this country is a national disgrace and must be reformed. But why the push now? America seems to be saying, "give me my quality of life back and then I will worry about my health". That's what I say too. Mr. Obama, now is the time. I voted for you pal. Don't make me regret it and don't saddle me with Palin for 8 years. Now to matters of music... Our new album "Fractured" seems to have fallen on deaf ears...assuming it has fallen on ANY ears. Alright...alright...I've heard rumours of rumours that some people have actually heard it and have had some nice things to say. Judging from the stats on this site only a meager few downloads have registered (we're giving it away for FREE for Christ sakes) and there is no way of knowing how many hits to our site are due to spam-bots anyway. Case in point, we have a "fan" in Houston that hit our site 55 times in as many minutes. Wow, that makes me all warm and fuzzy. Man I just want our music to be heard. It doesn't have to be liked or understood. But it should be respected. we could be just another fucking cover band dicking around in our spare time, making a few bucks serving as wallpaper at some local gin mill and having a great time. Instead, we are trying to say something fresh and honest, something pure and, if not always polished or pleasant to the ear, always passionate. I would think that would count for something. We do...and that's why we will continue to howl in the wilderness and make really hard sacrifices to press on. One day, archaeologists will dig up our songs and say, "Wow...now we know exactly what it was like to be an American in the 2000's. And we thought Lady Ga Ga was the spokesman of the generation all along...". We don't call these "rants" for nothing folks. Please come support us at the many gigs that are coming your way. Peace and love ya bastards. Art

10-Jan-5 Submitted by John

1 year later - Part 1

Well I guess I was wrong. It has been a year since the beloved coronation of our President. And I promised that I would be man enough to admit if I was wrong when I ranted last year. We have just experienced the best year our great country could have ever hoped for. The financial crises is over, the economy is back on track. We have unemployment at near historic lows with everyone basically having their choice of any job - with people actually outbidding others for their service. The other good news is that that silly mortgage/foreclosure crises has been mitigated by the government restructuring plan, coupled with the rising of home values again. My taxes (income and property) actually went down this year I could not believe it. I am now covered by the same health insurance that government workers get, and I did not even have to pay the same 0.5% of my salary to buy in (like those non-union workers). The government is no longer operating at a deficit (we actually had the first surplus since Clinton). We now have competent people in charge of homeland security and NSA, CIA, FBI and no one would even think of trying a terrorist attack against America. Our friend Mr. Chavas has decided to give back the assets he stole (I mean borrowed from our oil companies). And don’t forget about our great friend in the Middle East, Mr Mahmoud Ahmadinejad who has helped stabilize that incredulous region. But the absolute best part of the year was attending our towns parade where we honored all of our military that had been oversees and welcomed everybody back home. At long last the great unjust has been undone and just as promised we are no longer fighting the wars in IRAQ and Afghanistan. And Al Quada has declared a truce with the United States so we don't even have to worry about those pesky jihadists. The whole world respects us and loves us, I mean you gotta love the fact that our savior, I mean president was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for his first two weeks in office, and his acceptance speech on the righteousness of war was simply written by angels. This surely has been the greatest ending of a decade that anyone could have ever wanted. I was wrong. Thank you Obama.

09-Dec-14 Submitted by Art

ART'S TAKE ON "FRACTURED"

Hurrah! The album is finally done, just in time for Christmas and only half a year late. It is 12 songs, whittled down from a base 20 or so that were initially considered for the album, (whittled down from the 150 or so originals gathering dust in our formidable vault).

The thing that I like best about the album is that the songs reflect a pretty healthy range of different styles, yet each sound exactly like 68AD. Punk, Grunge, Hard Rock with a touch of Country, Blues, Folk Rock, Folk Ballad, Power Pop, Power Ballad and Thrash Metal (in homage to Reggae) are all covered by the mere dozen songs. Not too shabby. The other thing that I like is the fact that a majority of the songs are relatively new (having been written in early 2009), thereby providing that "snapshot in time" that an album is supposed to be.

Now to the songs...

The title track is a completely fictional account of a doomed relationship, written as sort of a Buddy Holly/Eddie Cochran motif on steroids (with Itchy Fingaz providing much of the steroids). The term "Fractured" just seemed to have a lot of relevance and resonance on a number of levels. There is really nothing else we could have called the album.

"The Reader's Digest Version of my Mind" is what I would consider to be one of the couple of major songs of the record. I don't think the lyrics require any explaining but, if they do, the wonderfully brutal attack of the rhythm section should hammer it home for you after a few listens.

"16 Tons on my Back" is more complex that you will ever believe it is. Aside from being a sequel and homage to the famous Tennessee Ernie Ford song, it is a comment on the current recession, on the ongoing role of slavery in America and the history and importance of American popular music in the struggle for liberty and the pursuit of happiness. On an autobiographical note, it explains what the hell I am doing here.

"Perfect Weapon" is a song that nobody seemed too keen on while it was in its formative stages. I think the finished product came out magnificently and our engineer C.J. said it was his favorite as he was handing over the master. This is possibly the most lyrically challenging song on the disc. It was loosely based on a story that my brother is writing (which is a sequel to the novel he wrote that was based on my rock opera "Bread and Circuses"). Got that? No? Well then...you will just have to wonder who or what the "perfect weapon" is. Maybe it's a person. Maybe it's God. Or maybe it's the WMD of your choice.

"Garbageman" is an excuse to do an honest to goodness blues song and giving me an excuse to strap on the Les Paul (for a change) to do an honest to goodness blues solo. Lyrically, the concept has a whole lot more potential that we chose to explore here. The dark and heavy atmosphere fills in the blanks.

"Rachel Maddow" is thrown in to lighten the mood. I find Ms. Maddow to be very charming an intelligent and I particularly liked the "Lame Duck Watch" segments she did during the last days of the Bush junta. So I decided she needed a tribute song and I decided it would be funny if it came from the perspective of a lovelorn fan. In this way, it can also be seen as a commentary on our celebrity obsessed culture with the element of humor coming from the fact that the poor schlub doesn't realize Maddow is openly lesbian. The punked up style of the song is also an homage to Joey Ramone who released a similar song about Maria Bartiromo on his final solo lp.

"Wake Me When You're Done" is another very complex song...so complex in fact that I'm not even sure what it means. It might be about a prisoner of war. Whatever the case, I think it reflects a person who is completely at the mercy of forces beyond his control and is rebelling through the only means left to him. On a wider level, I suppose it could be about a society that is so overworked and overstressed that sleep becomes, for some, less a form of rest and more a form of temporary suicide...if that makes sense. Beyond that, it's a catchy sumbitch that's too weird to ever be a hit single.

"She's Illuminated" is another song from the rock opera "Bread and Circuses" as were most of the songs from our previous EP "Hell's Tenants". Taken out of context, the song stands as a catchy rocker and doesn't mean a whole lot. It's inclusion is part of a strategy to eventually capture studio recordings of all the songs from the opera.

"Victim of Coincidence" is another major song in my opinion. Lyrically, it revisits some of the themes that appear elsewhere on the record (hard times, the hand of fate, prophecy, the power of music and the motivation/process of songwriting). Musically, I find it quite moving thanks largely to the wonderful guitar accompaniments that John provided. Guest drummer Tommy Dowd of Earthquake studios did a bang up job for us here also.

"Coming Together (But Slowly)" is another song that nobody was crazy about at first. I tried to write positive song. John said it sounded like Dave Matthews. Joe said, "Is this as positive as you can get?" Nevertheless, I think the studio incarnation came out really well and I think we've all grown to like it...it's a different groove and a nice vibe to start winding the album down on.

"Thrash Marley" is an interesting artifact that we've played a few times live. One of the songs and characters from "Bread and Circuses" was called "The Heathen". It occurred to one of us that Bob Marley had a song called that and, lo and behold, it sort of fit the concept of the opera. So we decided to work up a cover version and, since this band doesn't quite have its reggae chops down yet, we translated it into a musical language that most of the boys are comfortable with...THRASH METAL! At some point during the arrangement, we realized it sounded a little like "Rockin in the Free World" and so we threw a little Neil Young into the mix as well. Wallah...Thrash Marley.

"In the Shade of the Old Apple Tree" is based on an old Irish (I assume) ditty that my grandfather actually did used to sing. Since I could not trace the origin of the song, and could not remember if it had any other lyrics, I wrote new lyrics and made it my own. After the bombast of "Thrash Marley" this serves as a quiet toast to all the countless drunks that sat through our live act over the last two years.

And that is the album...just over 30 minutes of garage rock in its purest and most economical form. If we couldn't afford to do all we wanted to, or fix all the mistakes (which you hopefully won't notice anyway), please know that we spent every bit of energy and emotion we had on everything you will hear. Please enjoy.

A heartfelt thanks to the band members, supporters and contributors - Trot, Joe Sr.,Mike, Itchy, Tim, Paul, Joe Jr., C.J., Tommy, Russo and Pet, not to mention my wonderful wife Jen and beautiful daughters for putting up with all of this.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Art 68AD

09-Sep-29 Submitted by Joey

Farewell 9-28-2009 I write this sitting in my living room feeling very comfortable after an excellent 2 days of camping. It was just me and my three boys in the 1971 travel trailer we restored together this summer. This was the first trip with the trailer and it performed admirably. The electrical system we put together helped power our evening movie and the water system worked great for washing dishes and brushing all those teeth. I digress, the purpose of this my final rant on the website is not to bring you up to speed on my life but to say farewell to those of you who have supported me and my efforts with the band 68 A.D. I always felt 68 A.D. to be an extension of Snowblind as I see a lot of the same faces in the crowd that I always saw at Studio One and the other venues that we used to play VERY LOUDLY!!! To all of you thanks for your support and I hope you will continue to support the band as they move forward without me. There really is some great music yet to be heard from them. It should also be better with a new drummer who will no doubt be more technically proficient than I ever was. Also I always gave my full effort but my heart and soul is rooted in classic blues and metal, these two genres never fully got exploited by 68 A.D. as it was always alternative, folky, rock. I always loved the guys in the band and a lot of our best performances were in rehearsals behind the scenes where we would improvise and shred things that would never make it to the stage or the public ear. Trotte always said we were keeping the T-REX in a cage, that we as players had a lot more potential and chops to exploit than was called for by the music we played. I am letting myself out of the cage. I never felt that I had a full voice in the direction of the band and I felt it really was Art’s project more than really a “band”. That is fair because he has to front for us at every show and he has to believe in what he is doing to be able to deliver to the audience. I felt I gave most of what I had to give but most of my best potential as a player or contributor was never realized or fell on deaf ears. We were limited by the specific niche we carved out and as I realized it would never become what I yearn for musically and that I do not have time in my life for multiple musical projects or maybe not even one musical project it was time after two years to leave. This was the fairest thing to do as Art lives and dies by his artistic outlet with this band and I simply did not “feel” it anymore. New blood especially if it is someone who connects emotionally to this project will be better for all involved. I was always more of an emotional player than a technical one, without the emotional connection to the new material my performances were lacking and I knew it. I want to thank Art for re-kindling my spirit for performance, when he first dragged me out of the moth balls 2 years ago it had been 10 years since I played in a band, although I had always continued to play drums I had not played with other musicians. Also I want to take a second to tell Trotte that he is the biggest reason I hung in this long, I love playing with him. I always wondered when 68 A.D. would start playing some of his songs too... maybe some day. That said Tim has a backlog of songs as well, some of which are very interesting, I would have loved to explore some of those too. Ritchie... maybe some day we’ll do some metal covers on stage together ;-) and I can not forget Mikey... we are now the two former members of this band that is a kinship we will share forever, seriously it was a pleasure to get to know and play with you guy. Just to be clear, its not musical differences or musical direction that force my hand here. I felt if I wanted to I could have been more forceful and possibly begin to steer the ship towards my preferences a little. But that was not the reason for 68 A.D. The band was formed by Bread and Circuses and it needs to go that route. I really want to take time to complete some personal goals including my undergrad degree which will be done in June. I also want to continue to coach baseball and football. My oldest will be in High School next year... where does the time go. I am dedicating as much time as possible to raising, rearing, and enjoying these three boys who have become my best friends. We camp, fish, play baseball, football, and joke around in such a great way that it is almost like living with fraternity brothers. In the midst of this I hope to be able to carve out a few hours per month for musical pursuits at my pace. This will most likely take the form of a metal cover band to play a few gigs a year (these were the conditions that I originally joined 68 A.D. under as well). I still have a lot of musician friends in the metal genre and I have been putting off their requests to jam over the past year or so due to 68 A.D. commitments. The heart of steel is still beating inside me and every time I hear a Manowar tune or some Helloween I realize that I wish I was cranking up some metal. I’ve been playing in the evenings after everyone goes to bed on my new electronic drum kit to build up my double bass chops in preparation for unleashing some power metal once again. Well just for the record I’d like to clarify I love all the guys in 68 A.D. I respect what they are doing and I wish them the best in the pursuit of bringing rock with a message to the masses. I just don’t have the time to make a full commitment to this anymore and it was not fair to the guys as they give a full effort all the time. Rock on to everyone and METAL UP YOU ASS!!! Joey

09-Sep-24 Submitted by Art

DRUMMER NEEDED!

Email me direct at awright@68adrocks.com or awjwlw@juno.com for details on this unique opportunity. We've got a new album about to be released. We've got big plans for gigs, radio appearences, etc. to support it. PLEASE HELP US OUT!!!

09-Aug-20 Submitted by Art

THERE WILL BE BLOOD

Oh well. I guess I am writing the rant again this month. Here I go again…howling in the wilderness. I’ll keep it short. As we stand on the verge of completing our new album and I try to come up with new ways to get our music noticed…it occurs to me why there is so much mediocrity in the music biz today. Great songwriting, more often than not, comes from hard-won life lessons, from messing up, from getting f’d over, from wallowing in the darkness for so long that you either have to rise up or die. Those with such issues often have a hard time coming up with 30 bucks a song for songwriting contests, the cost for gear, the cost for rehearsals, the cost for recording, the cost for promoting gigs (that you can’t even get a lot of friends and family to attend and end up owing the promoter because you couldn’t bring in your quota of people), the cost for maintaining a web site, etc., etc. etc. It’s the same with boxing. It’s no accident that the best fighters come out of the slums and great depressions and no wonder that all of the gyms are in the inner cities. But you see…THAT’s an industry that always knew where to look for its talent. The men from the boys are quickly separated. With the music biz, lazy AOR people are waiting for the next big thing to land in their laps on a silver platter. YOU, as the artist, have to rise above the din to get noticed and it will cost you. The internet has created such a din, that marketing trumps quality. Those that can afford to get noticed, typically do not have the depth of issues that fuel great songwriting, but of course get noticed anyway. Others with something to say, and a real need to explode creatively, end up punching the walls (provided they still have walls to punch). I listen to new stuff on the radio and, even in these horrible economic times, I do not hear blood on the tracks. I feel like there must be a lost generation of great talent out there, living underground like Morlocks, stymied by economic oppression and shut off by the velvet roped establishment…never getting the one chance to step into the ring that could change everything. Another riddle of life solved by yours truly. You can repay me by buying our new album in October and coming to see us or me perform (whenever that will be). More new songs are on the way , and there will be blood.

09-July-02 Submitted by Art

KING CONTRARY MAN

June was a pretty good month in 68AD-land. We had a real good gig and kicked up the momentum for finishing our album. I wish I could say the same for all these celebrities who left the building in June. Now it is July, and I just heard that Walter Matthau croaked. July is also the month I turn 42 and I am no more inclined to celebrate the fact that I was born, than I am to weep in my bowl of cocoa puffs over the death of Michael Jackson (so far the clear winner in the Summer of 2009 Celebrity Death Sweepstakes).

Indeed the life and death of the gloved one highlight many key issues around the nature of genius and celebrity, while presenting certain problems that are hard to intellectually rectify. For example, I believe the cliché that there is a clear link between genius and madness. That’s not to say that all great artists are wackjobs. Madness comes in many forms. It can be a chronic lifelong affliction that can lead to constructive or destructive behavior; directly proportionate to the severity of the derangement. Or,it can be a temporary or occasional state brought on by chemical influence, trauma, misfortune or stress. So the unease of the mind produces, not only the altered state of thinking required to produce interesting art, but also the incentive or compulsion to cry out and express oneself in a dramatic fashion.

The problem we see with guys like Presley and Jackson, is that obscene fame and fortune did not provide a cure, but rather an accelerator of their respective self abuse and emotional issues; ultimately leading to their demise. The real sick part is that WE as a society demand entertainment from these people at every step of the process. If they can no longer give us the art for which we originally appreciated them, we will derive a grotesque pleasure from their decline and death. In a way, maybe the old Faustian cliché about selling one’s soul to the Devil for temporary fame and fortune is applicable here. Does that make us the Devil?

The other problem related to Jackson is even trickier. At what point can you no longer separate the art from the artist? At what point is it fair to boycott the artist if he delivers art that is offensive? At what point do you boycott the non-offensive art when the artist himself commits the offense? The answer is easy if the proceeds from the art are directly funneled into some nefarious purpose. For example, if Al Qaeda were to form a rock band I would have to boycott that. But there are goons out there (just read some Amazon customer album reviews) who claim to have been Springsteen fans, that have now roundly denounced everything he has ever done because they woke up and realized he is a left-wing liberal and a Democratic campaign contributor. My only conclusion is that most of us are not consumers of art. We are consumers of image and product and our preferences (especially musical) are assembled specifically to reinforce some sense of self. If an artist steps out of line with our core beliefs or commits some heinous act, we can very cavalierly invalidate their entire body of work, no matter how great it might be. I ask again if that’s fair…but ultimately we as individuals must decide.

So let’s get back to Jackson. Aside from the early Jackson 5, I was not a fan of his music. I thought “Thriller” was slick corporate product of the highest quality and importance, but still slick corporate product nonetheless and it did not speak to me. When disturbing allegations later began to come out about his personal behavior, I hoped he would rot in a jail cell if they were true, and I further distanced myself from the man and his music. It was easy because I wasn’t a fan. But what about the fans? What about people who spent a chunk of their lives emulating Michael? How did they handle it?

The closest parallel I can draw to my own personal experience is when certain suspicions were raised about Pete Townsend’s internet usage. It is known that Pete suffered some dark childhood incident and it is obvious that his pain and trauma were what made the Who unique and powerful. None of the hubbub ever made it to trial and the whole thing blew over. Good. I don’t like to think about it. I have spent a lifetime worshipping and emulating Pete. He got me through some tough times. He still does.

So, in conclusion, we are all creatures of contradiction. What we do and what we create has a connection to who we are, but it is not always a direct reflection of who we are. Sometimes it is just a reflection who we would like to be...or maybe we just want to share the good part of ourselves with the world while we privately battle the bad part. Mr. Jackson, you had a job to do and you did it well. It is up to the Almighty to weigh everything out and decide where you go from here. Me…I’d better get back to work.

See you on the road citizens… Happy 4th of July. Don’t die. Ps. Certain comments in last month’s rant were perhaps misunderstood by some. I won’t set a dangerous precedent of apologizing for a rant. As Bill Burroughs used to say, “My pen hath its will like the Ancient Mariner”. Let’s just say I am proud of this band and what we have accomplished with such limited time and resources. If I lament the fact that we are not all 20 years old and doing this 40 hours a week, it’s just me being a cranky and unrealistic bastard.

Art 68AD.

09-June-09 Submitted by Art

BRUDDAHS IN ARMS

Is it June already? Holy mackerel. Sorry fans, the year is going by fast but it’s been a slow year in 68AD-land. Our first full band gig of 2009 is coming up this Friday. Our new album is less than a third complete. I‘ve only written about 15 news songs since January, (as opposed to my usual 4 or 5 a week). What happened? Well, suffice to say, we’ve each had our own work and personal challenges to contend with. Many factors have made rehearsing and spending money on recording more difficult. See the songs “Cube Farm” and “Wishing Well” for more information. Sometimes you have to do whatever you need to do to survive. The only problem is, making music is part of my survival process. I know this is not quite the same for other members of the band and that’s OK. But if I personally don’t have a gig or a recording or rehearsal to look forward to…well…let’s just say it’s not a good thing for me. The point is that I have to do this. And why the hell not? I believe we are putting some quality material out there. If only we can fine tune our presentation so that more people can HEAR the quality, not just the intensity, we will build an audience. If we could only get enough studio time together, we could create one of the greatest rock albums of all time. Let me say that again. We could create one of the greatest rock albums of all time. That’s not an opinion. That is a fact.

Hey, speaking of all time greats, in case you weren’t listening to Rich Russo on WXRP Sunday night (and you better have been), Hell’s Tenants was played again on NYC radio. The boy is doing God’s work and let me tell you why. Ever since my car CD changer broke (add that to the long list of things I can’t afford to fix) I’ve had to rely exclusively on my Sirius satellite radio during my two hour commute (terrestrial radio is still a vast wasteland). I listen to Stern in the morning and then switch to music for the evening drive. Little Steven’s Underground Garage is about the best thing out there…but I always seem to get stuck with the Kid Leo program. Now, Leo’s rock credentials are impeccable, but I can’t stand listening to the guy, and his playlists are getting predictable. Every time I go to the E-Street channel (hoping to hear a great River outtake or something) I get “Fade Away” or “Streets of Philadelphia”. WTF? So I switch to “1st Wave” and friggin “Blue Monday” by New Order is playing. I literally have stumbled upon that song 4 times in the past week. “Deep Cuts”? Give me a break. On such a channel, I should never hear the same song twice for years. So here is my point, even though there is a great variety of niche stations on satellite, the playlists seem narrow to me and the risk taking is almost non-existent. I want a real D.J….a personality I can trust, who is an expert in the field, who can turn me on to new stuff and old stuff I may have missed…not play me records that any self-respecting fan of a particular genre should already have in their collection. Enter Russo. He is the only one out there who plays whatever he wants. There is always a reason for what he plays. He is always passionate about what he plays and you know it will be good or at least interesting. If you don’t dig a particular song, hang in there because he will soon hit you with something great that you never saw coming. His knowledge of all types of music dwarfs mine (and my musical knowledge dwarfs that of most so-called D.J.’s I hear out there). I am not just gushing because Russo is a friend and he plays our songs once in a while. You go listen for yourself and tell me that “Anything Anything” isn’t the most important music show on the airwaves today. For two hours on a Sunday night the promise and the purpose of Rock and Roll is renewed. He is not the last of a dying breed. The breed has long been dead. He is a new breed that has sprung up out of nowhere to make the music matter again (much like 68AD). Support his show at all costs…or you may never see anything, anything like it again.

Anything Anything

Sundays 9pm-11pm

101.9 RXP in New York

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01-May-09 Submitted by Art

Friends, Romans and countrymen (and swine)...

68AD is alive and well. OK, so we've never been "well" but you know what I mean. Judging from the lack of live appearances and the lack of website activity, you might have thought we packed it in or died. Ha! Exactly what we wanted you to think suckas! (Insert diabolical laugh here). Actually we continue to rehearse and record our new album, while sharpening our axes for the imminent live onslaught. It's been slow going but the beast is lumbering to life. There is one ditty in particular that is almost finished. It is called "The Reader's Digest Version of My Mind". It will set your headphones on fire and put hair on your teeth. At our current pace, I can't see us finishing the album before July, but check into this website frequently and we may just post a sneak preview of a song or two. Why? Because we love you. On the gig horizon, we are trying to get something going at the Crossroads in Mid May. We will also play at Dockstreet in Staten Island as part of Rich Russo's WXRP local band showcase. The date for that will be announced soon. In fact, go there even if we are not playing and support Brother Russo in his holy quest to create a scene and make the music matter again. Beyond that, we plan to gig more frequently through the Summer and Fall. I know...promises...promises. Yeah...it's been a quiet year so far but we will bring enough noise to make up for it. Is there anything else you would like to talk about? The bankruptcy of Chrysler? The good and bad of Obama's first 100 days? The fact that Wall Street is in the midst of some mysterious rally while the middle class continues its descent into unemployment and oblivion? The swine flu? Yeah, I'm sick of politics and the economy too. Let's talk about the swine flu. Nothing like a little pandemic hysteria to pump up those news ratings. And what's up with Joe Biden scaring the crap out of everybody? Don't take airplanes? Let's bankrupt a few airlines while we are at it. The news media will have you believe that there will be town cryers in the streets yelling "bring out your dead" before long (FYI...because it is the swine flu, bodies cannot be cremated...they have to be dropped in a pit and slow smoked). OK, sorry bad joke. And if you see pigs flying, you will know that either you are in the middle of a bad Pink Floyd concert flashback, or that the swine flu has combined with the bird flu and the end of times is nigh. OK...OK...I don't mean to make light of this. People have died from it and more people will die. Look folks...wash your hands, don't eat raw Mexican pork, stay away from people who are coughing and sneezing and don't go anywhere except the doctor if you are feeling ill. This too shall pass. We are surrounded with things that can kill us 24 hours a day from the moment we are conceived. What's one more added onto the list? Just be cautious and smart and don't get sucked into the hysteria. Focus on things you can control. That's my only point. One thing you CAN control is the content of this site. Tell us what you'd like to rant about...or better yet...give me a topic to write a song about (I've got a little writer's block going on at the moment). Send us artwork or photos to post. Maybe we will use your submissions for CD's or flyers. GIVE US FEEDBACK on songs, shows...etc. Tell us if we suck but tell us WHY we suck. Please. It's all good. Seriously, we are a band that is trying to communicate honest feelings about our times and common struggles. We gave away our first CD for free for crying out loud. We give and give and give. A little incoming dialog will help us and would mean a lot. Or just send cash. This recording has drained our measley band coffer and we are not even half done yet. Speaking of coffers...some dude just coughed on me and his breath smells like chorizo. OH NO! Goodbye cruel world.

Art

68AD

10-Feb-2009 submitted by John

disclaimer-The views represented in this rant are those of John and not necessarily the same as those of the other member of 68 A.D. ;-)

“No Kool-Aid for me.”

Welcome to the dawn of the new era. Where good will overtake evil, where merely wanting something to happen will. Welcome my friends to the new America. On the cold morning if January 20th we all witnessed history in the making. A loud cheer erupted as the helicopter taking the former resident of America’s white house lifted off for its final destination, Crawford Texas. And as the past 8 absolutely horrible years faded into the distance and the euphoric cheer came chrisendoing down the man of the hour, day, week, month, year came walking up the street leading the parade of washingtonites to take over their rightful place as president of the white house. I might add, not only the presidency but the entire congress as well (Representatives and Senaters). Yes it is truly a great day in our country’s history, for now we will finally see what it is like to have a real president, no wait a real party (don’t forget about congress) to finally run this country….. apparently, into the ground.

The coronation of our new president was still echoing down Pennsylvania avenue when the first and some would say the most important piece of legislation was signed by our new president. And now gays and lesbians do not need to worry about the don’t ask don’t tell policy in the military. Now I personally don’t particularly care what adults do behind closed doors, but in a country that has had the “worst 8 years of our existence” I just don’t get the overwhelming importance that made this piece of legislation the first to be signed. It was more important than the economy (I’ll get to that in a second), Guantonamo Bay prison, Corruption in government, paying of taxes by prospective cabinet members, finding Obama, etc. People are starting to say, I am glad Obama closed Guantonamo Bay, after all those poor souls civil rights were being violated. We will now follow the army manual so the only questions allowed by interrogators is What is your name, rank and serial number. And the terrorists will volenterally give us the information about their true involvement in terrorist activities and their collegues. We are America and people should want to do this, in the name of fairness and togetherness and Love.

The economy is in crises - “due to mismanagement by the previous administration”. And the only way the government can fix it, is by the great socialization of this great country. After all this is America and no company is allowed to fail. In this country you are an enemy of the people if your company makes money (Well not every company only oil and energy companies). If you run your company into the ground, there is Uncle Sam ready to give you as much capital as you need at little or no interest. And the best part is you get to spend the money any way you want (No strings attached), although you may want to keep under wraps how much RETENTION BONUS you are actually paying your people. But WAIT, that was the last administration, (See- I told you they were the worst 8 years in our countries existence). So the new administration decides they can do one better, they will look to spend a mere trillion dollars or so to help the economy, there is money for everything, every state gets some more money, because we would not want to have to lay off any government workers, god forbid they lose their jobs with their free healthcare and lifetime pensions. Those poor people work long and hard and deserve to be taken care of for the rest of their lives. After all this is a recession and we could not add to the unemployed masses. So we will leave the four people for every position that in the private sector has one person, and we will let them work less hours and carry over their umpteen sick time, and give them their annual raises on time. After all we wouldn’t want government employees feeling the pain the rest of the country has to endure. It just isn’t fair. And if the states do not want to give the local townships their share, then it just isn’t fair that towns have to keep their spending and tax increases to less than 4% a year. After all I am sure the people who are working would love to give a few more hundred dollars to their towns in property taxes, even though the private sector is getting their raises postponed or the salaries cut all together. They would be happy to give a few more hundred so those working in government do not need to suffer the same way that the private citizens do. Then there are the pet projects, the roads and bridges that need repair. While this seems like a good idea, if you are in fact building the roads and bridges, how many people will be added to the ranks? Those that are working in the industry will benefit and some new people will be added, so yes that does pass the red face test, although it will take a while for the dollars to translate into projects then into actual execution. If the money is approved on Tuesday Feb 11th, projects will then be implemented and bids rolled out and designs complete and the first construction could start probably by April (allowing for existing crews to roll over). The wave of construction work could potentially hit by September, although if the government streamlines (read – gives projects to companies in the governments hip pockets and fast tracks them – read massive overruns later in the project for not following the proved execution practice) so it is a tangible in flux of work into the economy although the real effects will not be felt until the late summer (It is OK to invest in the future). Another good stroke of the pen and power plants will be built, to help ease Americas electricity crunch with the building of new infrastructure (plants and power lines). Along with that comes jobs, jobs, jobs (White collar jobs for engineers, planners and Blue collar jobs for those who will build this infrastructure). Oh wait, that isn’t part of the stimulus package. Local engineering companies who were betting on these projects moving from conceptual jobs into the execution phase will be laying off scores if not hundreds this week. I guess since they are not union workers, the new administration doesn’t count it as them losing their jobs or care about them losing their jobs. We are told it is imperative to give more money to financial institutions. After all $700 Billions is not enough, they need at least another $700 billion then maybe they can start to doll out the money to get the economy moving again. I am sorry but, I thought the first $350 billion was to help the companies be able to afford to start lending money… Although no money was lent, they all sat on the money like Mr Scrooge or Mr crabs. Wait, not true, they did give their executives $18 billion in year end bonuses. Isn’t that sweet. They get bonuses for running their companies into the ground.. Some will argue that the bonus number is merely half or so of what it was last year, you know when these companies were lieing about the financial health of their companies. And it isn’t fair to punish many for the sins of a few. Especially since we now have all this free money the government gave us. Now putting this in perspective (personal touch), my company made significant profits last year, even though by the end of the year we started to lose money, we usually get bonuses, but we are told not to expect much because the company did not do to good in comparison to our peers. Our location made money but we are all held by how the company does on a whole. I am not complaining, it is found money, but I am tired of all these people who think everyone owes them and they should not be effected if their companies screwed everyone else, fair is fair you know.

And car companies, how come you stupid Americans can not be happy buying these horrific cars that are being built, so what if you don’t like it, so what if they don’t get good gas mileage, so what if they are crappy quality, buy them anyway. Buy our SUV’s they have our higher profit margins on them, Don’t you know that peoples jobs may be lost if you do not buy it. It is your fault after all that the companies are going out of business. I would be laughing if these are not the sentiments of those in the industry. It reminds me of an old Abbott and Costello comedy routing about Mustard and the Susquehanna hat company. Again, the best fictional writers in the world could not equal the reality that is taking place. Take this for example

The latest thing I am hearing is that the real reason why the economy is going to take longer to get on track, is due to Americans actually starting to reduce their debt load and increase the savings. The average citizen has seen their mutual funds disappear, their 401k’s turn into 40 point 1 K’s, their homes lose their value, their jobs become in jeopardy. For the past 10 years at least we were all told, that Americans are not saving enough, we are living on future earnings, we are increasing revolving and long range debt to dangerous levels. Well we started seeing the country come crashing down and guess what, we are being a little more careful how we spend our money. We are buying less expensive items and putting off big ticket items unless we actually need them instead of just want them. We are starting to become fiscally responsible again (Much like our grandparents). We are reducing our debt, increasing our savings and actually living within out means. Whew, we must be in the clearing now, ready to right the ship and finally get this mess behind us. Now that us Americans are finally doing the right thing financially for our families, we are now being blamed by the government for extending this recession/depression. After all the government realizes that if they gave every tax paying citizen their $9700 (That is the roughly $1.X trillion divided by roughly 125 million tax payers). That the people would, gasp, either pay down their existing debt or even worse, save the money. With people now starting to live within their means, the economy will now take longer to get rolling. Wait a minute… If spending above our means got us into this trouble, and NOT spending above our means will not get us out of this trouble, maybe there is something fundamentally wrong with the economy. Maybe we don’t need 15 million cars worth of automobile manufacturing and maybe we don’t need hundreds of millions of personnal computers to be made every year. Maybe companies need to shrink to come into line with true demand. Maybe the government can actually help our companies out by imposing taxes and tarrifs on foreign goods brought into this country. Hey how about a tax of say $1 per gallon for all finished products (gasoline, diesel, etc) that are imported into this country to help out the oil refineries. And how about a tax on all clothing, cars, electronics that are made and sent to this country. The other countries subsidize their own companies (with US dollars from our debt they but) why can’t our government try and help out our companies to compete on a level playing field.

So hear we are less than a month since the coronation and you hear on the news that people are waiting for their check in the mail, they are waiting for the war to stop in Iraq, they are waiting for a government job, they are waiting for free health care, they are waiting on free education, they are waiting on the poor sap to get a second and third job to support their families so the government can tax his ass to give away more free money. People are starting to say, how come Obama can’t make miracles happen. People are starting to say, I can not believe he actually broke a campaign promise, but it is OK as it was only a small promise, you know about transparency in government.

Hey is it me or did we set a record by Presidential appointees who either FORGOT or MADE A MISTAKE and didn’t pay their taxes. Lets see, it cost us potentially a US Senator from NY, It cost us a Cabinet position of Health and Human Services and another were people did not want to embarrass the president and backed out, and lets see…. Oh yeah. There was another one, someone actually got paid, then got a stipend to pay his taxes so he would not lose money on the deal and he FORGOT to pay his taxes, even though he received an extra check to cover the cost of his taxes. WHEW, it is a good thing he isn’t in charge of things like the economy or the IRS for peat sake. OH WAIT HE IS!. I am glad he is the only man for the job. So I guess those that steal from the government are the best people to run the government. Paying taxes is so middle class (Poor don’t need to and Rich figure a way not to). So “F” the middle class.

That Obama he really is shaking things up. And he hasn’t even tackled the tough stuff yet. We are now seeing the beginning of one of my predictions from my before election commentaries (Yes I was wrong on the outcome and no there are no sour grapes). I believe in letting the record speak for itself.

I was sitting in a bar on Friday and people were saying “WOW, I never thought he would do that, and WOW I can’t believe he has proposed that, Speaking of Obama of course. Welcome to the great Unites Socialistic States of America. Hold onto your wallets if you are working. The only thing I can say is the vast majority in this country has voted and they voted for Obama and the rest of the Democratic ticket. So everyone in this country gets what they deserve. They were so blinded in hatred for our past president, they couldn’t see the storm they have set forth on the white house, Moses 8 plagues would have been better then what is in store for this country,

He is my president even though I was/am not a supporter, If there are positives or if I am proving wrong I am man enough to admit it. However, I will NOT drink his kool-aid and I am ashamed at the Republican party for allowing things to get to the point where so many willingly volenterred to drink from the fountain of Obama.

The true test of freedoms of speech are allowing those that disagree with you the time, space and ability to speak their minds.

On a lighter note – The new album is starting to take shape. Lots of great new songs, the fountain was turned on and it can not be shut off. There are literally 120-150plus songs that we will not be able to get to on the next record with all the new things that are being written. It is going to be a little more aggressive than the first EP, it will have some melodic/poppy songs, and different genres of music will be represented. Hard Rock, Pop Rock, Punk, Metal, Folk, Blues, Rock n Roll to name a few. Can’t wait to get the next batch of songs down then give them a whirl live. Stay tuned as the roller coaster is just leaving the musical station and who knows where it will wind up.

Later ADers

Trotte

01-27-2009 Submitted by Art

It’s been a very quiet and inactive few months in 68AD-land as we emerge from the holidays into a new year filled with that same old boring mix of dread and hope. Whether or not you are feeling an increased sense of hope or dread this time around, of course, depends a bit on what you think of the new leadership in Washington. The boys in the band have differences of opinion on that so I will only make one simple point and let history prove me wrong.

George W. Bush, ironically, has finally become the great uniter that he promised to be early in his first term. In other words, a whopping majority of Americans are glad to see him go. Not only that, but the laundry list of terrible problems he leaves us with creates a unique opportunity for non-partisan cooperation not seen since the immediate post-911 days. Bush squandered his chance. I don’t think Obama will squander his (despite far-right fears that we are heading towards nationalized banks, collectivized farms and outright socialism). In fact, he’s already causing some dismay among the hard-line left. Whatever. Obama has done more to uphold the constitution in his first week of office than his predecessor who spent eight years undermining it (just check out some of the executive orders reversing a number of controversial Bush administration policies). But of course the overriding concern is the economy…and it may be beyond anything we can reasonably expect this administration to drastically improve in the span of four or even eight years. We dug ourselves into a deep, deep hole. So the main point about Obama is this: his legacy in history should not be that he was the first African-American president but rather that he was a TRUE uniter at a time when our country needed it the most. His success or failure depends ENTIRELY on that. Divided we fell, united we can stand again.

Many of our songs, including the whole opera “Bread and Circuses” deal with these concepts of fall and rise…death and rebirth. What will our music have to say in the year 2009? So far, judging by the evolving track list for our forthcoming release “Fractured”, it’s hard to say at this point. The songs are much less political in nature, much less autobiographical and do not fit together to form some overall concept.

In other words, it’s a hodgepodge (but most albums are). The title track is a fictional account of a jinxed relationship (catchy punk). There is at least one song about economic hardship (straight rock). There are at least three songs obliquely dealing with the affect of media and technology on our lives (one of them is a punky number about an obsessed fan of a particular news show host). There is a nostalgic song about my first car (very soulful). A few Bread and Circuses tunes may also emerge on our new release (we are trying to gradually record all of them in the hopes of assembling a good studio demo of the whole enchilada). Beyond that, the last few songs I’ve written have taken a very character-oriented turn. These are very strange characters indeed…each with a peculiar talent or activity. There is a guy (based on a novel that my brother and I are collaborating on) who can wish people dead (heavy folk rock). There is a garbage man who collects peoples’ dirty secrets and holds a whole town ransom (heavy blues). There is a rascal who is arrested and tried for breaking every known law of man, God and nature (Early Priest-like metal). Perhaps I just got tired of writing topical and personal songs and started gravitating more towards imagined people and events.

“Hell’s Tenants” was more conceptual in the sense that it drew heavily on “Bread and Circuses” and is in many ways a summary of the opera and its driving themes. The only real concept of “Fractured” may be that it is a chance to flaunt our heavier side (which is more indicative of our live sound). Like the debut, however, you can still count on plenty of hooks to keep you humming for months.

ART’S CD CHANGER

Here’s what’s got me humming currently…

1. “Working on a Dream” Bruce Springsteen - C+: Ouch. Unlike last year’s deserving hit “Magic”, this latest E-Street offering (where the hell is Clarence?) seems to lack purpose and certainly does not offer anything that we haven’t heard a hundred times before. I played the BEST song “What Love Can Do” for my wife and she said it was “OK”. I said, “Exactly”. The album kicks off poorly with an 8 minute opus that sounds like a spaghetti western version of the Kiss classic “I Was Made for Loving You”. Same hook – I shit you not. From there we get the two singles; mediocre at best. Then a strange but fine ballad called “Queen of the Supermarket” appears, followed by the aforementioned best song; a funky hard rocker. So just when you think things are picking up steam, the album does a nosedive until the excellent duo of acoustic ballads that close the disc. “The Last Carnival” is a gut wrenchingly beautiful song that can be read as both a farewell to the deceased Danny Federici and perhaps to the E-Street band itself. “The Wrestler” is the all too short theme song for the movie of the same name; a touching moment that draws parallels between the hard knocks life of Mickey Rourke and the character he plays in the film. That’s it. Three, maybe four decent songs. This is one dream that could have used a lot more work. Go see the tour instead…or at least Super Bowl halftime.

2. “Hamburger” The Muffs – A: Former Pandora Kim Shattuck is my female rock hero. What guitar playing. What a scream. What HOOKS! By far my favorite band of the 90’s. “Blonder and Blonder” is their punk/pop masterpiece and the eponymous debut is no slouch either. But to get the Muffs in their rawest and juiciest form, you need to get “Hamburger”; a gonzo collection of out-takes, covers and assorted oddities. Courtney Love can only wish she was Kim.

3. The Velvet Underground and Nico – A+: Not much more I can add to the volumes of words already gushed over this timeless monolith. Lou Reed at his druggiest. The album that whipped the hippies into submission and birthed a million punks.

4. “Electric” The Cult – B+: The greatest Led Zeppelin album that AC-DC never made. Mindless heavy metal fun from a bunch of guys we took for alternative fops the first time around. Best line from “Love Removal Machine” – “Spider woman…she got me a beer…yeah yeah yeah”.

5. “Worlds Apart” Saga….how did THAT get in there? JEN???

6. “Hell’s Tenants” 68AD – A+: God I am getting tired of this already.

Get me to the studio.

Rantings and Commentary 2008

11-20-2008 - Submitted by Art

YOUR SONG (an open letter to the music industry)

With a new president preparing to take office in January, you might expect this month’s rant to continue down the political path that my previous rants have taken. However, I think we all need a break from politics and worrying about the economy. Besides, if anyone is drawn to this website, I imagine it is due more to an interest in music and not my half-baked ramblings on the state of the union. Therefore, allow me to give you my half baked ramblings on the state of the music industry today.

We live in a nation of laws and this is a good thing. Not all laws are “good” and there are too many of them, but that is a topic for another day. My point is that many of the laws designed to protect recording companies and artists have done more to harm the industry, than to protect it from the threats that these laws were enacted to combat. Let’s look at a few examples.

As long as the present business model is in place, I cannot condone illegal song downloading. It is stealing in the strictest sense of the word. I can, however, completely sympathize with the down loaders who got caught up in the crackdown. In most cases these people are motivated by love of music, seduced by too-easy technology and perhaps constrained by how much discretionary income they can blow on an overpriced CD that may contain only one or two songs they will like. We are talking about college students, high school kids and others that download music for their personal enjoyment or to share with friends. These are the same people that would never shoplift or skip out on a restaurant check because, (punitive risks aside), they have some traditional material concept of why it is wrong. Music seems to be different. Why?

1. It is all around us. I challenge you to make it through a single day without hearing some form of music. There is simply too much of it, old and new, to experience. It almost seems unfair that a serious student of music should have to pay for each and every song they would like to own. Think of all the music that would be missed.

2. Much of it is disposable. I own cds that I will probably never listen to again.

3. Music, to many fans, is about personal preference, freedom, artistic expression and bringing a little joy into this hard world. The idea that sharing a good song with people you care about is somehow a crime…well it almost seems preposterous.

4. Although examples can be made out of high volume (or even random) offenders…I don’t see how this war can be won in the long run without further relinquishing our already diminished rights to privacy. We must weigh that threat against whether David Coverdale gets his fraction of a cent every time “Here I Go Again” is downloaded. Now continue to follow me here. The music companies are neither villains nor victims and the illegal down loaders are still their customers. It’s just that the business model no longer serves either very well anymore. What can be done to change this? Perhaps, some regressive thinking is in order.

In the old days, a vinyl record came in a sleeve with cool artwork, fold-outs, pop-ups, inserts, posters (that you didn’t have to unfold like a handi-wipe), booklets (that you could actually read without a microscope), coupons for merchandise and concert tickets, etc. The physical experience of exploring these extras went hand in hand with the aural experience being delivered from your speakers. Even if the record wasn’t so hot, you might have something cool to hang on your wall. Unless you are a Lilliputian, there is not much you can cram into a CD jewel case to provide the same effect.

Let’s bring it back. A dedicated fan of a serious artist will not be satisfied with a digital download and will NEED to own the official package with all of the chatschkys and extras. If they can’t afford it, they will ask Santa for it. That means YOU (Mr. Music mogul) will sell fewer of these physical packages per artist and need to produce more artists that are likely to attract dedicated fans (quality acts). Since this is something you cannot manipulate, you will have to nurture these acts and put on more live concerts. That’s where the money is at anyway. See what DEVELOPS. As for recorded music, let anybody download any song they want for free. Recording is real cheap now. Indie and do-it-yourself acts (like 68AD) are already bombarding your consumers with free alternatives. YOU need to sell them the Experience…all of the extras that can’t be delivered as a series of 0’s and 1’s passing through a circuit. Leave the internet to the experts (anyone under 20).

I have one last point to make and that is about music copyright law. Let’s say that somebody hears one of my songs, completely steals the hook and melody, and then has a massive hit with it. I might be flattered …but if I owned the copyright, I might also be inclined to sue for damages or file a cease and desist order or something. But let’s be realistic here. I might be opening a can of worms. I only know a limited number of guitar chords (the same used since the actual year 68AD) and a limited number of ways to string them together to make a song (the same used since 1958). What are the chances that somebody else has thought up the same melody and hook previously? 200%? If they had a older copyright, they’d trump mine…right? How much time and money will be wasted to fight it out? Since all songs can now be downloaded for free (in my new world order) what use is there in litigious nonsense anyway? There are only two ways to judge how original a song is; A) what it says and B) how it is performed. By those criteria, almost any piece of music can be considered original (despite how derivative it might be). As far as who legally OWNS the song, there would be only one way to settle the argument. Organize a concert, let the best performer win, and let the audience own the song.

Final words:

Come see 68AD at the Crossroads November 22nd. We’ll be dropping the big one. This is the show to see.

Congrats to my bro Russo on his new radio show “Anything Anything” – 101.9 WRXP New York – Sunday nights at 9:00 PM ETZ. Stream it off the web if you have too. The man’s taste is almost as good as mine.

Support your President. I think it will work out. Enjoy your Thanksgiving holiday.

Rock on,

Art

10-20-2008 - Submitted by Art

Art’s Holiday Top 5 for 2008 Ah, Fall is here at last. Cool weather, football and the advent of the holiday season. This would usually be enough to bring a smile to my chops except for the latter. Bah humbug. If not for the kids, I would skip the holidays altogether this year (as I’ve said for the past fours years to no avail). I could do without the calories, the stress, the running around, the financial setbacks due to mandatory gift giving…and of course the ever looming possibility of year-end layoffs. Fa la la. Who am I kidding though? Santa will come. He HAS to come. John and I toyed around with writing a satirical song about Santa being the next in line to need a government bailout. The first problem was that he decided to bundle his Christmas lists and sell them as securities to Wall Street (mixing, of course, the good kid’s lists with the bad kid’s in true hedge fund style). What better investment than Santa Inc.; an international powerhouse with a proven track record spanning hundreds of years and billions of satisfied customers? What he didn’t count on were the adverse effects of global warming and oil prices on his manufacturing operations. Workers and reindeer began to get ill and productivity fell to an all time low. Not only that, but the global credit crisis and crashing stock market, coupled with rising unemployment and inflation were creating more domestic strife and, as a result, the number of bad kids began to outweigh the good as they all caught regular beatings from over-stressed parents and became delinquents. Pretty soon the investors were in a panic and Ole Saint Nick was seriously contemplating selling assets and magical secrets to the Chinese. Meanwhile, the helpers were all going on “elf-fare” and property values at the North Pole were plummeting. Finally, Uncle Sam comes to the rescue. In a deal brokered by Sarah Palin (chosen because of her “arctic” experience), oil drilling at the North Pole will commence and the taxpayers will pony up 100 billion to save Christmas for the investors...er…. I mean children who are counting on the fat man to deliver the goods. Alas, we have not written the song yet. To tide you over, allow me to suggest 5 edgy and/or cynical holiday ditties that are sure be in rotation on my stereo this season. Some of these will also turn up in the 68AD set list for our holiday bonanza at the Crossroads November 22.

1.Santa Claus is Back in Town – Elvis Presley. The ultimate badass Christmas song from back when the boy was number one badass. This particular Santa’s going to pick you up in his big black Cadillac and slide down your chimney baby…wink, wink.

2.Father Christmas – The Kinks. A guy needs some extra bread for the holidays so he gets a gig as a department store Santa and ends up being mugged by a bunch of underprivileged little hooligans. The line, “Give my daddy a job because he needs one. He has lots of mouths to feed. But if you’ve got one, I’ll have a machine gun…so I can scare all the kids on the street” says it all.

3.Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want to Fight) – The Ramones. Seek the version from the Brain Drain album and NOT the edited one that appears on some compilations. A very Phil Spectorish number about refraining from spousal violence for at least one glorious day. Ah romance.

4.Silent Night – The Dickies. A faithful reading of the yuletide standard…except for the sneering vocals and amphetamine fueled buzz saw guitar attack. An 80’s LA hardcore classic.

5.Fairytale of New York – The Pogues. From the very first line you know this will be a typical Pogues drunken lament…and a very atypical Christmas song. What is extraordinary is that it manages to be so ugly and beautiful at the same time. The story centers around a degenerate gambler who scores big at the horse races on Christmas Eve and figures he can give his woman a nice holiday for a change. Unfortunately, he never makes it home to her…landing himself in the drunk tank of the local precinct instead. Meanwhile the little lady is at home, cursing him, shooting dope and mourning her lost dreams of Broadway. Despite the ugliness and foul language (this must surely be the most profane Christmas song ever) this is…I must say again…a beautiful piece of music with a ton of heart. In the blackest pit of one’s personal Hell, or in a jail cell, a hospital, a battlefield, etc…there is something about the holidays that makes one see the faintest glimmer of hope, even if it lingers out of reach.

Man, I need a drink.
Happy Holidays, Art

9-28-2008 - Submitted by Art

Seems our website is overdue for a monthly rant. With the presidential election looming, and now a “sudden” financial crisis roiling the economy, there doesn’t seem much else to talk about. Here we go… First the financial crisis. Much of “Bread and Circuses” predicts such a crisis as part of a witch’s brew of calamities leading to the collapse and eventual rebirth of a better society. The first song has the line, “I think it was October, when I saw it all unfold”. Scary. The song “Wishing Well” most explicitly deals with this financial crisis and it was actually written back in the 80’s. Does that make me a prophet or wise man? No. Just a sayer of things of things we ALL knew were coming. But we lived denial and the hope that the homeward bound chickens would delay their roosting a few generations down the line. The 700 billion dollar “bailout” plan is still being debated in congress as I write this. What they don’t say is that this problem is about so much more than bad mortgages. The whole thing is being force fed down our throats in the most dumbed down and fear mongering manner possible (much like Iraq and a number of other Un-American policies of the last eight years). “There’s no time to explain. Armegeddon is nigh. Trust us”. Mortgages are something the “great unwashed” can understand and relate to. What we can’t understand, are these credit default swaps, complex securitization schemes and other practices and casino games in the world of high finance that these “masters of the universe” have devised to accumulate as much “real” money and power as possible in a “virtual”, plastic economy where most of us run our lives based on virtual wealth, hypothetical values and…let’s face it… stubborn blind trust in the invincibility of our systems and institutions. One day we woke up and the virtual wealth was gone. Those that took the real money and ran will ride this out. For many of us, the prognosis is not so good. Bushvilles and breadlines here we come. The 700 billion that you and I will shell out (assuming you and I remain fortunate enough to continue paying taxes) buys nothing tangible; only a big pile of toxic waste and the HOPE…the hope…that it will restore CONFIDENCE in the markets and the integrity of our very country. Considering that many of the same villains who perpetuated the mess will remain at the helm post-bailout, how confident do YOU feel? How many important programs will be sacrificed to pay for this and the already crippling national debt we are saddled with (lest we forget)? The middle class is the best hope for tomorrow (always was) and it is evaporating before our eyes. Those that own and trade will continue to thrive and those that make and do will continue to struggle. Nothing changes. The bailout buys back the status quo. Maybe a few token fall guys will go to Club Fed. Meanwhile guys like me are being asked to choose between continued financial slavery and oblivion. I have kids man. I will support the bailout but I will do so under protest. It feels like extortion. Now to the election. I thought John the Maverick was brilliant in the first debate. It was a masterful performance for the T.V. audience. Cleary he was on offense. Make no mistake. He is a REAL LEADER. He oozes all of the qualities necessary to appeal to our national Rambo complex. He speaks in black and white. He boils it all down to gravy. Whether I agree with him or not, he is a man that I want on my side. Obama was his usual wooden and humorless self but he held his own. Clearly he was on defense. This is a man of astonishing intellect and supreme cool. Often I sense, despite his renowned oratory prowess, a frustration to be able to communicate the depth of his understanding of the complexities facing our nation. Couple that with a very liberal compassion for the downtrodden and you can sense the torture that making national policy decisions might be for him. He was there for a “debate”…an intellectual process by which two opposing parties take a deep dive into a problem and offer reasoned arguments about why their approach would be best (How boring). John was there to needle him with zingers and seized every opportunity to treat Obama as a young whippersnapper who needs to circle the block a few more times before he could even presume to breathe the same rarified air as our distinguished war hero. (Yee haw. Go get ‘m Johnny boy!). Now, as much as I like McCain (and I like him even more after last night’s debate)… I like him as a “symbol”. We can almost predict how this man will react to a given situation. The script is already written in black and white. He represents to me what the idealized America represents; a nation of passionate and wily tough guys with bottomless ingenuity an unshakable moral center. Unfortunately, we do not live in the idealized America. Power and wealth have not only corrupted the top of the food chain but have fortified the barricades between the elite few and common man. On the other hand, we cannot know how Obama will react to situations. I do know he will agonize over each decision. He has more to gain and more to lose than any candidate since possibly Roosevelt. He is too rational for knee jerk reactions. Verdict? Again, I will not claim to be a prophet even though the “hero” of my “Bread and Circuses” story was a light skinned black man (he was martyred in the story by the way – God forbid). All I am saying is that, if you believe in destiny, Obama seems to bear the symptoms and burdens of a “right time, right place” deliverer. In many ways, he appears to symbolize what our destiny could be and not the past that had led us to the brink of oblivion. These views do not necessarily reflect those of the whole band but we DO sing about the issues. Come see 68AD rant live at the Stone Pony in Asbury Park N.J. on Oct 11 and blow off some steam. Rock on Dear Citizens. Art

8-11-2008- Submitted by John
Survival – It is something that is deep rooted in Americana. It can be traced back to the first permanent settlement at Jamestown Virginia. Where the entire population disappeared over the first winter. Were they killed, eaten, ran off mad into the woods? Those first settlers in the wagon caravans trekking across this great country trying not to get sick or wounded, protecting their families from outlaws, Indians (Native Americans, indigenous or whatever the correct term is I am supposed to use). The civil war (Or war of northern aggression) which pitted brother against brother. Be it WW1 the war to end all wars or the Big one WW2 against the fanatically obsessed fourth Reich and their sadistic brethren on the west coast of the Pacific Ocean. It could be Vietnam where we almost learned our lesson of imposing our will on others, where you could not tell your enemy from your friend who often was the same person, to the new quagmire in the Middle East. Perhaps a lesson that should have been learned in the early crusades, (stealing a line from a potential 68AD song, “killing in the name of religion, it is an F’n disgrace.” For the common man/soldier these all have a common thread called survival. However, I am not talking about that kind of survival. I am talking about survival of you family, trying to keep your head above water, trying to do the right thing. Where materialism is as much a four letter word as George Carlin’s original seven dirty words. Has anyone actually looked at what it takes to stay afloat financially in this garden state of ours? And I am not talking about the two Mercedes Benz’s or the umpteen houses or the lying financial institutes and their no money down, no income verification loans (almost sounds like a scam right out of the Sopranos, however lets not judge them as it was in the best of intentions.) Lets make scapegoats out of the oil industry and persecute them because they actually make money, shame on them for being successful, lets make them spend billions and billions of dollars to become less efficient in the name of the environment, hey can you believe they are only being taxed at 40-45% tax rate, that is absurd lets punish them even more by taxing their profits again. What is it you say, that they are spending as a group $100B on capital projects, exploration, and research, Hey that is money not going into the Politicians coffers so lets figure our how to tax that again. Meanwhile Mr. Financial institute who lost billions we will bail you our after all don’t you want to become a socialistic society now that you are no longer screwing over people? And those poor people who did not know that the $100 a month mortgage was actually adding the interest on the back side and would one day need to be paid, a big “F-YOU”. Based on your stupidity you should not have qualified for a loan, but here is a few hundred thousand dollars, go nuts. What, you can not actually pay the bill, because your house did not double in value overnight to pay for it?, Not my F’n problem if you have to give up your McMansion and live in a one bedroom studio apartment with you wife and 2.5 kids, ooh, you may have to give up your club membership and Mercedes and your wife might have to stop banging the pool boy because daddy is always home now. I remember my dad telling me if you could make your age in salary, you were doing pretty good and should be able to take care of your family. In 2000 I had to modify that rule to be. If you made your age in $/hr you should be able to take care of your family. Now I believe I have to change it yet again to be If you make your age in $/hr after taxes you might be able to take care of your family. So what does it take to live on in NJ, assuming a normal family of 4 in a $350k house with a $250K mortgage at 6% fixed in a decent town with good schools etc. Mortgage $18,000 per year Taxes $7500 per year Insurance Home auto misc $2500 Heating Oil or Natural gas $2500 Electric $1800 Phone/Cell/Internet/TV $2600 Water/Sewer $600 Car Payment $4500 Home Maint/Lawn care $2500 Groceries $5000 Gas $4500 Kids activities $1500 Without accounting for any birthday gifts or holidays or going out to dinner or clothes or misc leisure and entertainment items, or secondary insurance or medical bills, savings or even a short vacation, a mere $53,500 is required which equates to a before tax salary of about $76k. If you do not allow yourself to do anything but minimal items all year you are looking at minimal nominal $1000/mth to cover anything and everything. This means you are looking at a salary of $94k per year. If you are always going out to eat or constantly doing things and going on small vacations every year it will be closer to $1500 per month for all items you need. This equates to over $100k to just get by and live in the now. SO in other words a mere $100k will qualify you as working poor and since $100k jobs are a dime a dozen I do not understand why more people are flocking to this great state of ours. Now our politicians tell us, shouldn’t we share the burden it is only another $100 per month in new taxes, why don’t we just do it. All I know is that I have been maxing out my FICA taxes every year since the mid 90’s and I can barely keep afloat, however I am just one catastrophe away from losing everything. Do I really care about what they are doing with my money? Do I really care that they want to punish me for trying to be successful and take care of my family? Do I really care that I want my wife to stay at home and raise my kids instead of someone else? Why am I being punished for wanting to succeed in this country, Why am I evil because the company I work for actually makes money? So the belt gets tighter you bear down harder, you look for an outlet for the stress and to express yourself. Wait a minute, I know what to do? Let’s raise taxes and let the government step in and tell me how to raise my kids, and let everyone else get a piece of my hard worked money so they can live the same as me. After all it is not fair that I actually try to provide for my family and give them a better life. Everyone deserves the same as me, and if they can’t or won’t do for themselves then the government should just take from me so we are all on equal footings. Silly me I should have realized the answer was so obviously clear. I love my country dearly, and it appalls me to see what the government is doing. I see a president who presided over the worst decision in history, because of a personal vendetta costing this country nearly a trillion dollars. I see the size and cost of government and public employees going through the roof. I see a township school budget of over $80 million dollars that you get to vote on, however out of the $80 million nearly $75 million is a fixed number that can not be changed due to contract agreements. For the typical government worker I have no animosity, they are people doing their job and only asking what was promised to them. I have issues with the bigger fish, the judges who sit on 5 towns benches part time, and then at the end of the year they accrue 5 years of benefits. This is absurd, the most time they should accrue for their service is 1 year in a calendar year, but that is a rant for another time. Speaking of politics, I must admit that I was wrong about Clinton – I thought she would have won the nomination. However since Obama has the nomination I started listening to what he was saying and I am scared, very scared. The fact that there are so many morons in this country who bought into his line of BS is scary enough, but the fact that he may represent this country in the world is something that bad jokes are made from. The thing that really bothers me is that most people I know who will probably pull the handle for Obama are not doing it because they believe he is this great savior of America or that he has the most brilliant plans for this country. It is because they are pissed off at the current administration for lying to us. They are voting to show their anger at the current administration. They are not even listening to what McCain has to say, he is a republican and they had the white house for 8 years and screwed up so now F McCain. It is a sorry state of affairs when the one party screwed up so much that this person actually has a shot of winning the white house is an abomination on the principals of what the elephants once stood for. The one thing people forget is this, you need a balance. The donkeys have the house and the senate and the elephants have the white house. If the donkeys get the white house all I can say is hold on to your wallets and watch as the third great attempt at socializing the united states takes place. I leave you with one interesting statistic and a final point. Why is it that it has been hammered into every persons mind that RACE should not play a factor in deciding why one should choose a particular candidate over another and if you choose because of RACE or if it is a factor in your decision making process then you are a RACIST LOWLIFE SCUMBAG who should lose all credibility as an American or even a human being. It should simply be, In your opinion, who is offering the best solution for America’s future, and who is the best man for the job based on his qualifications, character decision making skills and leadership ability. (To be honest I actually agree with the start of this paragraph.) Yet if you look at every presidential poll that has been taken since the nominees where finalized, you see something pretty interesting. They are all pretty close 46-42 Obama, 47-43 Obama, 47-45 McCain, 45-44 Obama, etc, pretty much a dead heat when you take into account statistical sampling error. When you break the numbers down into smaller subgroups you see pretty much the same thing, whether it is woman, men, people likely to vote, all people, young, middle age, old, well educated, less educated. The numbers all show both candidates in the 40’s separated by anywhere from 1-6 percentage points, basically a statistical dead heat with sampling error. However, if you look at the numbers for African Americans the pole numbers are 95-5 Obama. Per the definition commonly stated. It is basically the same thing whether you choose to vote AGAINST or FOR a candidate because of his race? Why is it that those who accuse others of being racist are the ones who actually are guilty. I guess whoever cries wolf first must have really seen it. PS: With regard to the price of oil, I am glad a month ago all those government regulators came out publicly and stated that speculation has had no impact on the price of oil, it is simply a matter of supply and demand. Then a few hedge funds go under a couple of oil trading companies file chapter 11 because they got caught on the wrong side of the falling crude and they could not make their $400million margin call, which caused speculators to back away from playing oil and the price magically goes from $140 to $116. Not to mention with the loop holes that allow pension companies to trade oil. Did you know that one of the top 3 or 4 firms buying and selling oil is in fact the California Public Pension Trust. HMMM... isn’t this the governments money being used to manipulate the market to increase the profits of the governments pensions? Good thing speculation has not had an impact on the price of oil. One more thought on Ethanol. The crazy fanatical leader of Venezuela actually got this one right and I quote him. USING FOOD FOR FUEL IS CRIMINAL. Since the last rant we have played a few shows, I see the band starting to gel and getting stronger. I can’t wait to finally sit down and start working on new material. Artie has a number of songs written and ready to be worked on and 68AD’d. There are some pieces of his Bread and Circuses that we will start arranging as well as a plethora of other material he has written. I have a few songs ready to roll and Tim will probably be lending us some of his material to include into our repertoire. Me and Joe have collaborated on a few things and Rich has been riffing away countless musical ideas (Only my fingers would get tied in knots trying to follow along, I have to find the three cords to play in the background and not step on his work somehow. I need a quick shout out to my family who has supported me, allowing me to participate in this little endeavor called 68AD. Love ya Boo, Z &G P.S.S. – Nostradamus by Judas Priest is highly recommended for those that enjoy classic balls to the wall metal, with the flare with dramatic keyboards. I am really enjoying their latest offering. Although, I would have changed a few things. I am not completely sold on the interludes between each song. They should have been expanded or more full songs utilized to completely tell the tale or to enhance particular areas. I am sure they left dozens of things on the cutting room floor. Perhaps there will be a 3 disc directors cut version someday. Good day, Good Luck, Good Riddance JT

8-1-2008 - Submitted by Art
August...
Art’s Review of Hell’s Tenants

The verbal response to our first EP has been overwhelmingly positive, but the lack of written commentary for the website has finally forced my hand. Do we have to do everything ourselves? Here then is my song-by-song review of “Hell’s Tenants”.

1. “Hell’s Tenants” – This is a catchy sumbitch…no doubt about it. I am sure that it is also the one that has prompted all of the Elvis Costello comparisons. The performance is simple, efficient and good. Many people have asked what the song is about, so I suppose I should address that briefly. “Hell’s Tenants” is a companion song to “No Penance” and both songs are part of the developing rock opera “Bread and Circuses” (B&C for short). “No Penance” deals with the unjust persecution of the character The Heathen. In “Hell’s Tenants” the tables are finally turned on the Heathen’s brother Anthony who has betrayed him. This song is sung in the first person by the Heathen who is (oh so obviously) playing Christ to Anthony’s Judas. The theological challenge of the song arises from the fact that the Heathen (again in very Christ-like fashion) has apparently forgiven his brother while God (or whoever is calling the shots up yonder) apparently has not. Anthony is going to Hell. Bad bad boy.

2. “Wishing Well” – This is one of the “B&C” songs that can truly stand on its own and, in fact, was written prior to the conception of the opera. Taken in the context of the story, this song functions to establish a general setting of social and economic collapse in which the story’s events take place. Musically, this may be the strongest thing on the cd. The performance has got plenty of juice. The tempo is right and Richie’s solo (improvised on the spot) is particularly strong. My only complaints are reserved for my own vocals and the fact that the rhythm guitars need more crunch in the solo section. Otherwise, I‘d say this is a winner.

3. “Your Grace” – Joe’s funky drumming and John’s guitar fills are the highlights here. We captured the basic track in one take which surprised everyone. That’s why it is a little uneven and perhaps rushed in spots. But I think the first-take immediacy compensates for these minor issues. Conceptually, this is one of several B&C songs in which the narrator declares his obsession for his neighbor; the mysterious girl who serves as a beacon of hope in the story. A lot of people think a more polished version, without the F-bomb I drop in the last verse, would have hit single potential. Yeah…in 1979 perhaps 

4. “The Heathen Part 2” – There are plenty of these short acoustic ditties all over B&C. This one was chosen to draw a connection (for those unfamiliar with the opera) between tracks 1 and 5 and enhance some sense of the Heathen/Anthony sub-plot. This is just me and an acoustic guitar, second take, live as it happened. Short as it is, it really anchors the major themes of truth and justice early in the story.

5. “I Do Solemnly Swear” - I wanted to include a courtroom scene for the opera so my brother Mike came up with these lyrics. The betrayal of the Heathen and an indication of guilt (humanity) expressed by the otherwise repugnant Anthony is explored here. In my mind, I kept hearing a rockabilly type Rhythm in the rhyming pattern, so I wrote (or subconsciously stole) a very basic D-A-E blues-based melody to accompany it. Nice solo again by itchy fingers (Richie).

6. “The Countdown” – I am on the fence about this version although a lot of people have singled it out for praise. Vocally, this was the most complicated song we had to record with all of the overlapping parts. Some parts work, others should have been re-done. The flow of the song is choppier than it should be and some of the changes are clumsy. That aside, I love John’s accents and some of the drum fills (especially right before the last verse). Lyrically, think this is one of the best songs I’ve ever written. It is being sung by one of the B&C characters to an anonymous soldier mentally preparing to join the civil war that has erupted. Let us analyze the lyrics a little more closely…shall we?

Now your number has been drawn (You’re drafted or your number’s up) Count the crosses on the lawn
(Cemetery? Allusion to bigotry and intolerance? Klan mentality?) Count the bullets in your gun
(Save one for yourself?) Count the seconds as they run
(The less time we have, the more a second s worth) This world is running out of time
(Yes indeed) 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9
(What a lyric! ) Count the years that you have grown
Count the blessings you have known Count the curses you’ve endured (Think about your life pal) They won’t count to you no more
(Nothing in the past matters – you are defined in this moment) If you feel your time don’t add up to much
(Does it?) You’re just like me But in the end we’re both the same We’re both divisible by three…oh yeah (Divisible by three huh? Let’s see…Solid, liquid, gas. Protons, neutrons, electrons. Body, Mind and Spirit. Father, son and Holy Ghost. 666… I could go on…) Now the numbers all compute
(Everything is making sense. There s a guiding formula) The solution absolute
(A clear line between good and evil) Now it’s time to choose your side
(What’s it gonna be boy? And you can’t sleep on it) Time to subtract and divide
(This can be read as a very cold and detached way of saying “kill and destroy” or perhaps I meant tear down before you can rebuild)

7. “Cube Farm” – A reversal of roles! John does the lead and Rich does the fills. Both are fabulous. I love the mix of metal and punk styles. We really nailed this one even though a friend of mine said to put this one on the scrap heap. I don’t think he was relating to the lyrics. To others that are struggling through the current economic downturn and hanging on for dear life to disposable job positions, there seems to be a real connection. This one deserves closer lyrical analysis as well but perhaps I will just single out two lines I think are especially rich. The part about carpal tunnel syndrome being the new black lung is an exaggeration on one level, of course. I’ll take a sore wrist over a lung filled with carcinogenic coal muck any day. But what the line does do is draw important parallels between many of today’s so called white collar jobs and traditional grunt-level blue collar labor. I won’t go into detail on that point. Just consider it. The best line in the song is the closer, “I thought I saw some blood above an office door”. Suddenly, the life and death implications of the song’s angst are splattered in bright red. An office door implies that an executive sits there. Did one of the cube dwellers splatter his own blood on the door as a final sign of protest? Did the executive kill himself because he too was being laid off? Or did he paint the blood above the door himself (a-la book of Exodus) so that the angel of death (or corporate downsizing as the case may be) would pass him by? Or did somebody just get a nasty paper cut? The only interpretation I don’t accept is that the employee went postal and assassinated the executive. That would turn the song into a revenge fantasy and that’s not what it is about.

8. “Walter Reed” - A great performance by everybody. Paul’s vocals really lift the chorus. The complementary acoustic and electric guitars create the ghost of horns and strings that aren’t there…very orchestral. Lyrically, it is self explanatory although I have heard a minor complaint to the effect of why I would sing in first-person about a disabled vet when I have never been in the situation. My answer is simply that my own life experiences, different as they may be, have brought me in direct contact with the same kind of pain. I can relate. I can empathize, and I can still protest as an American. Somebody had to write this song. So there.

9. “Ground Zero” – Another great performance. Tim, with very little prior preparation, stepped in to lay the powerful bass tracks for this and “Walter Reed” to great effect. The complaint I heard about this one was that nobody wants to hear a song about 9-11. My reply was there is plenty of reason to do it. Especially with an election around the corner. It’s not a song about 9-11 really. You have to dive a little deeper. It’s about taking the lessons of the past 8 years (the American Dark ages) to the next generation. It’s a song for my kids and a desperate attempt to cling onto to those truly American values that make our country worth protecting in the first place (values we’ve compromised to our shame). “Hang on to your liberty…bite the hand of Tyranny” is not about fighting terrorists. “You’ll know the time to sacrifice” is as much an indictment of the Iraq war (still current) as it is a praise of those heroes I speak of (still dead). Besides, the song is totally true. It is my own personal experience and reflections about a day we should never forget.

10. “The Riddle of Life” – We ht this out of the ballpark I think. I even like my vocals for once. Lyrically, the song is meant to be a little on the lightweight side (well…as lightweight as my lyrics get I guess). Lest anyone think I was gong for profundity here, this is a piece from the opera, meant to be a monologue by the narrator to the girl. He is way out of her league when t comes to intellectual and philosophical matters. Nevertheless, in the quest for her affection, he is compelled to engage in some small talk about the meaning of life. In summary, think this EP is a wonderful snapshot of where we are as a band at this point in time. With limited time and budget, we seized the moment and brought these songs to life. With any luck, “Hell’s Tenants” will open some doors for us (hopefully not the gates of Hell) as we pursue recording our first proper album (whether it is the opera or not) and move forward our mission to bring thoughtful and exciting rock and roll to you. Somebody’s gotta do it!

Have a great summer kids.
Art
68AD

7-3-2008 - Submitted by Art July... I am really proud of our new CD and the show that we put on to promote it. Am I satisfied? NEVER. Such is the curse of the artist. But I will rely on YOU to tell us how we did. Please post those reviews! My rant this month is inspired by a series of VH1 shows I caught last night...shows that purported to countdown the greatest songs of the 80's. Let me tell you something kids. I spent part of grammer school, all of high school and most of college in the 80's. I saw a ton of concerts including Bruce in '81 (which will never be topped). I fell in love. Became a man. Joined my first band. Got my first job. I did it all within the confines of that long ago decade...with my eyes and ears wide open. In other words, I was THERE. To be fair...VH1 got a few correct. But I think my list (focussing exclusively on Rock) is closer. Here are the 100 greatest songs of the 80's, in alphabetical order by artist, according to me. Happy memories.
1 AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long
2 Bangles - Crash and Burn
3 Pat Benetar - Heartbreaker
4 B-52's - Love Shack
5 Big Country - In a Big Country
6 Black Flag - Rise Above
7 Black Sabbath - Neon Nights
8 Blondie - Rapture
9 Blotto - I Want to be a Lifeguard
10 David Bowie - Ashes to Ashes
11 Gary U.S. Bonds (with Bruce Springsteen) - Jole Blon
12 Jim Carroll Band - People Who Died
13 The Cars - Let's Go
14 The Clash - Bankrobber
15 The Clash - Magnificent 7
16 The Clash - Rock the Casbah
17 The Cocteau Twins - Pearly Dewdrops Drops
18 Elvis Costello - King Horse
19 Elvis Costello - Man Out of Time
20 Elvis Costello - Veronica
21 Marshall Crenshaw - Whenever You're On My Mind
22 The Cult - She Sells Sanctuary
23 The Cult - Love Removal Machine
24 The Cure - Let's Go to Bed
25 The Cure - In Between Days
26 The Db's - Black and White
27 The Dead Kennedys - California uber alles
28 The Descendants - Suburban Home
29 Devo - Whip It
30 Dire Straits - Money for Nothing
31 Bob Dylan - Jokerman
32 Dave Edmunds - Slippin Away
33 The English Beat - Mirror in the Bathroom
34 The English Beat - Best Friend
35 The English Beat - Save it for Later
36 The Eurhythmics - Sweet Dreams
37 John Fogherty - Centerfield
38 Peter Gabriel - Games Without Frontiers
39 J. Geils Band - Centerfold
40 The Go Go's - Our Lips are Sealed
41 Eddy Grant - Electric Avenue
42 Guns and Roses - Welcome to the Jungle
43 John Hiatt - Tennessee Plates
44 Husker Du - Makes no Sense at All
45 INXS - What You Need
46 Joe Jackson - Biology
47 The Jags - Back of my Hand
48 The Jam - A Town Called Malice
49 Joan Jett - Bad Reputation
50 Billy Joel - It's Still Rock and Roll to Me
51 Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart
52 Judas Priest - You Got Another Thing Comin'
53 The Kinks - Better Things
54 Living Colour - The Cult of Personality
55 Lords of the New Church - Open Your Eyes
56 Nick Lowe - The Rose of England
57 Madness - My Girl
58 John Cougar Mellencamp - Litle Pink Houses
59 Academy Fight Song - Mission of Burma
60 Motorhead - The Ace of Spades
61 Gary Neuman - Cars
62 Ozzy Osbourne - Crazy Train
63 Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers - The Waiting
64 The Pogues - The Sick Bed of Cuchullain
65 The Police - Synchronicity Part II
66 The Pretenders - Mystery Achievement
67 The Pretenders - Brass in Pocket
68 The Pretenders - Back on the Chain Gang
69 The Psychedelic Furs - Love My Way
70 The Ramones - Danny Says
71 The Red Hot Chili Peppers - Backwoods
72 Lou Reed - Dirty Blvd.
73 R.E.M. - Radio Free Europe
74 R.E.M. - It's the End of the World
75 The Replacements - I Will Dare
76 The Replacements - Can't Hardly Wait
77 The Rolling Stones - Start Me Up
78 The Romantics - What I Like About You
79 Paul Simon - Boy in a Bubble
80 The Smithereens - Behind the Wall of Sleep
81 The Smiths - Girlfriend in a Coma
82 The Specials - Ghost Town
83 Bruce Springsteen - The River
84 Bruce Springsteen - Roulette
85 Bruce Springsteen - Atlantic City
86 Squeeze - Another Nail From My Heart
87 Suicidal Tendencies - Institutionalized
88 The Talking Heads - Once in a Lifetime
89 The Travelling Willburys - Handle with Care
90 U2 - Sunday Bloody Sunday
91 U2 - Pride (In the Name of Love)
92 Van Halen - Running with the Devil
93 Suzanne Vega - Luka
94 The Violent Femmes - Blister in the Sun
95 X - Johnny Hit and Run Pauline
96 X - White Girl
97 XTC - Respectable Street
98 Neil Young - Rockin in the Free World
99 Warren Zevon - Detox Mansion
100 ZZ Top - Sharp Dressed Man

6-3-2008 - Submitted by Art Ahhh...I see Joey has posted photos of some of my celebrity encounters. Allow to wax nostalgic. I met Little Steven twice through a friend who works in media advertising and deals with Steven in his recent radio pursuits (The Undergroung Garage on Sirius rules!). Both times that I met him, it was backstage at a Springsteen concert and this photo was from the first Jersey stop of the current "Magic" tour. Aside from being a cornerstone of the legendary E-Street band since the early Jurassic period, Stevie is a fantastic songwriter in his own right who has penned classics for Southside Johnny and, with the Disciples of Soul, released some incredible music under his own name. "Men Without Women" (OK, bad title) is one of the great forgotten classics of the 80's which I would highly recommend to any fan of gritty, soul based Jersey-style rock. Steven's musical and political ("Sun City", "I am a Patriot") integrity is beyond reproach. His guitar playing, if not always technically brilliant, is passionate beyond words. For those that know him from his role on The Sopranos, you know that he is one hell of an actor too, "I like to stick provolone between my toes...". In person, he is warm and funny. A complete package to be sure. The other celebrity photo is with another hero of mine that I was fortunate to meet; the one and only Elvis Costello. This was backstage after his show at the House of Blues in Chicago about six years ago (the "When I Was Cruel" tour). I told him that I thought the new stuff was brilliant (which it was) and we talked a bit about Asbury Park (a place that he enjoys to play). A very cool guy. Earlier that day, I had seen him perform a short set at Tower Records. Costello remains a mesmerizing performer and peerless songwriter. Even when he veers into...ummm shall we say "non-rock" territory...his genius is undeniable. My fondest memory of Costello occurred a few years later at a show in Newark, NJ. The first three songs were plauged by sound problems and then the entire PA system just croaked. Not missing a beat, Elvis grabbed an acoustic guitar and sang "Allison" to the auditorium, completely unamplified with his voice sailing into the rafters. We were blown away. What a moment. What a pro. Unfortunately, there is no photographic evidence of my two other great rock and roll encounters. I saw Joey Ramone by a concession stand in Madison Square Garden (at yet another Springsteen show). You couldn't miss him. He looked like a fucking alien. He was talking to some people so I didn't want to be rude...but I NEEDED to engage him. So I yelled "Gabba gabba hey!" He smiled and waved and I went to get my hot dog. I still can't believe he's dead. OK. Now rewind to the early 90's. The Stone Pony is Asbury Park. I had just seen Graham Parker perform an amazing set, and despite the Bruce rumors, the Boss never set foot onstage. Standing at the bar next to the lavatory, I turn around and I am face to face with Springsteen himself. The first this I could think of was how short this guy is. The next thing you know, I am a babbling fool shaking his hand and telling him he's my hero. He was polite but in a hurry. When he vanished into the crowd, I bashed a beer bottle into my head. Not my coolest moment. Why do I tell you all of these things? Well...in today's celebrity crazed culture, people often brag of encouters with "stars" no matter how lame and unimportant they might be. "Hey...guess what...I just met the guy who does the weather on channel 11!" I have met a number of other celebrities that I feel no need to talk about. But there is a species of person that lives vicariously through celebrity news, gossip, celebrity encounters, etc. The fact that the target of their interest is "famous" seems to be the only thing that matters. Whatever they may have actually DONE or CONTRIBUTED is inconsequential. Paris Hilton anyone? ON THE OTHER HAND, if you get a chance to meet someone who has truly inspired you and whose work has a deep connection to your own life, I highly recommend it. If nothing else, getting a chance to say "Thank You" to a guy like Joey Ramone is deeply satisfying in a way that I simply cannot desribe. Given the choice between that and seeing the latest celebutard flash her goodies while geting out of her limo...well it depends on what kind of mood I'm in :-) Anyway, I'm going to skip politics this month until we know what the Dem ticket is going to be. My brother in arms, John, seems to have already aligned with McCain. Me...unless something really drastic happens...and as much as I respect McCain...I am prepared to cast a spite vote in favor of the Dems. On the band front, the demo is coming along great. We hope to see you all at the Crossroads so you can obtain your copy. Who knows...you might also meet a celebrity or two! Peace. Art
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6-2-2008 - Submitted by Joey
June… my birthday month. Time for some self gratifying reflection. How did I get here??? I remember when I used to wait for my birthday in anticipation of going to Yankee Stadium for a night game with my Dad and some of the future members of the bands I would one day rock out with. Somewhere around age 18 birthdays lost their fun, I was already drinking in several local watering holes so legal drinking age was a meaningless milestone to look ahead to and the Yankee game parties had stopped. By 1989 the heavy metal scene was in full swing and I was playing in several successful local bands doing covers of Queensryche, Sabbath, TNT, Helloween - all the good stuff. Also let's not forget Snowblind the quintessential 80's NJ original Garage Metal Band. There was The Birch Hill, The Playpen, Studio One, Billy O’S and the rest of the Clubs where we played night after night. Somewhere in that little bit of success when I was contemplating signing a deal with the band Victoria Cross deciding if I should go on tour Nationwide with them or possibly join up with American Angel who were just then set to make their mark on MTV I fell into a deep addiction. The scene took over my life in all different combinations. I remember drinking an entire bottle of Yukon Jack during a 2 hour set with 6 or so beers and using whatever else what available to keep my zip going. It all seemed ok as the crazies I would spend the night with were worse off than me, or so I thought. A big wake up call came in 1990 when I realized I had deteriorated to a point where I could no longer play some of the songs I used to play. I was winded playing speed metal. Stuff I used to play in my sleep effortlessly was now an arduous task. Also I was fat as hell and an overall mess. I checked out of the metal scene cold turkey and took up asylum in my parent’s basement. I joined Gold’s Gym and quit the bottle and the the scene all in one day and never looked back for 8 months. I rode my bike for 2 - 3 hours a day all over Union county and I spent a lot of time reading. I did not listen to any music. I did play the drums a lot, but only alone and not along with any music. I worked on rudiments and chop building exercises and soloing. After this self appointed rehabilitation I was in the best shape of my young life and was playing like a monster, I was a 23 year old man feeling strong & ready to re-attack the music scene. During my hiatus Nirvana and the like had begun their take over of the once leather clad Metal Music Clubs. The scene was changing quickly. All of a sudden everyone had on flannel shirts and they were unplugging and singing songs about false angst and self induced depression. IT REALLY SUCKED!!! I wondered if I would have been caught up in that grunge thing if I didn't take my hiatus when I did. I imagine in my toxic state I may have embraced it, but with my newly cleared head I saw through it. I did a few years with some strong metal acts but then it was over for me and the whole Metal scene in general was watered down and dying thanks in part to bands like Poison and Warrant. I had a great relationship with my future wife Olga who had been there through it all as a very close friend and eventually became my love. We took our leave of the whole thing together in 1993 when we wed in October 1993 and I played my last gig with Victoria Cross in November. We bought a house in Toms River close to the bay and the band went to Daytona Beach under contract. I never heard of them again so I guess it didn’t pan out. FAST FORWARD a strong career and 3 great sons later... Well here we are some 14 years later and I am as hungry as ever for creative output. God Bless Artie, John, and Rich for being who they are and their help in keeping this fire burning. The roar of the crowd even that of a small bar crowd is the sweetest sound my ears have ever heard especially when I am laying down the thunder for everyone within my sonic distance… I know there is a lot more meaningful and emotional music to come!!! keep tuned and come out to see 68 A.D. - Thanks for listening, Joey… P.S. I guess I have to give my political views and current ipod list as my buddies have done so in their rantings. As far as president I could care less, I really think the Democrats are pissing their chances away. The country was ripe for a change and all they needed was to present a mediocre candidate and I think they would have locked it up. I don't think the timing is right for these particular candidates. Where is Gore when they needed him. Looks like 4 more years of Republican rule by default. As far as the ipod currently I have been listening to the rough tracks from the 68 A.D. upcoming E.P. Hell’s Tenants. I listen to see what can be tweaked and it is pretty good. I have a Bo Diddley greatest hits CD which I’ve been listening to (by the way he was a hero of mine and he passed today from a heart attack- God Bless you M-A-N). The only other stuff I’ve been listening to is my Black Sabbath box set of the Ozzy Years and Iron Maiden’s a Real Live One. See you all on the 28th ROCK ON!!!! -Joey
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5-1-2008 - Submitted By John
The excitement continues to build as the acoustic show gets closer. There is no hiding behind the wall of noise and all the little Oh Shits are even more magnified. However, not all can be perfect. Unlike the recording sessions, where we can take our time to create a vision for the music. These songs are snapshots in time; it is our heart and soul poured onto disk. Hopefully we will look back on this as the beginning of the continued evolution of these soon to be timeless tracks. Maybe a few more places will let us entertain their masses. There is so much material waiting to be born and hopefully the well oiled machine can bring these bad boys to life. Everyone has been writing lyrics and melodies and riffs and other song ideas, the backlog queue is starting to look like some bands entire discography. However it all comes down to the beginning. That late autumn evening at a dear friend’s mother’s funeral, a CD of an acoustic story was handed to me. It was in that instant on the melancholy ride home from the funeral it hit me. Life is full of what ifs, Life is full of broken dreams, Life is full of people who get up early, work hard supporting a family and raising kids to be successful productive members of society to have a place to call your own with someone to share it and in the blink of an eye it can all be taken away as if some cruel joke and what are you left with after that, how do you react, recover, rebuild. A true love of ones family, country, god and self is a place to draw the strength and courage to look at the other side, to see what may happen, to see dreams reappear. To be reinspired to dust off and strap on the ole Les Paul and work the rusted creaks out of the fingers. A couple of weeks later at a great BarBQ joint in western Warren county a historic meeting took place, a man inspired not only by the music but by the meaning of the story to him entered the restaurant with his own CD of one song. While it may not have been as thought provoking and eloquent as that simple 30 minute CD handed to him, It was the rebirthing of the slumbering creator, a new beginning to not only take care of what was being created but to help in the creation, no matter how small of the entire make up it may be. Fast forward to early fall 2007 a bunch of musicians assembled at the old Earthquake stomping grounds. From the jumbled mass of noise and nonsense a few glittering diamonds appeared. A few months later songs started to come together, soon an entire set came together and an opportunity to perform this to a bunch of friends and family. As new songs get added the desire to play these for whoever will listen, eventually led us to the recording studio to lay down the tracks in their current state. This train is moving down the tracks keep looking over; we will not look back, what does the future hold? Who knows and there is only one way to find out, FULL STEAM AHEAD On June 28th the sonic assault of the musical juggernaut will again perform for the masses, the EP should be ready and we should have a slew of new material to perform in addition to our core songs that helped form the rocking base that is 68AD. Keeping it real. What’s in the IPOD or CD CHANGER? Art Wright acoustic demos – looking for more ideas on arranging and added new tunes to the repertoire Harry Cirillo - Sucker Man - Local jersey musician and long time friend second CD ICED Earth – Glorious Burden – Ripper Owens at his finest Cheap Trick – Dream Police – The greatest rock n roll band from Rockford Illinois WASP – Kill Fuck Die – When I need a little lift to my self esteem I pop this bad boy in Neil Young – Greatest Hits – One day I may replace my vinyl with CD’s of his other albums Black Sabbath – Personal best of collection on IPOD Slayer – Personal best of collection on IPOD WASP – Personal best of collection on IPOD Springsteen – Outtakes pre River era best of collection on IPOD Cheap Trick – Personal best of collection on IPOD So, who’s going to win the presidential election? More like who is going to win the democratic nomination. I do not see Hillary giving up until the final votes are done at the national convention. I see lawsuits, I see Supreme Court involvement, and I see mass chaos for the democrats. With any luck they will beat the hell out of each other so bad, that no one in their right mind would want to vote for either of them in November . Hillary as president = Spending that would make Bush jealous (she would need to payback all those promises which gave her the nomination over her rival who had more delegates and won the popular vote, national healthcare for all except the poor saps like me who get to fund it, oh yeah and we still will be in IRAQ Osama as president = New definition of Patriotism which equals bigotry and hatred for your country, The great foreign policy which has HAMAS supporting him, When I look at him, hear him all I can think about is the 1980’s movie NO WAY OUT with Kevin Costner. Is Osama a secret mole that has infiltrated the highest position of the land? Oh yeah, we will still be in IRAQ McCain as President = Wonder who the VP is as the old man probably won’t last more than a couple of years. Oh yeah we will still be in IRAQ So it is not a matter of who is best, but who will do the least amount of damage to this country. So I view it as a true decision between Hilary and McCain with John getting the nod JT
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4-18-2008 – Submitted By Artie
Sistahs and Bruddahs,
Happy Spring all you Rock and Roll true believers. Ah yes…SPRINGTIME. Pollen, wasp nests and a last chance to breathe before the oppressive New Jersey humidity turns us all into air conditioned zombies. Anyway, this is the portion of the site where the band members get a chance to mouth off about what’s on their minds and YOU get a chance to rebut, retort, retart or whatever. Well…the band has been cranking away for less than a year and it’s amazing how far we’ve come with no time, no money and a limited arsenal of guitar chords. We’ve got two band gigs under the belt (and I’ve got three solo acoustic gigs under mine) with more on the way. Thank God for the Crossroads in Garwood N.J. As long as we keep bringing in the crawfish eatin’, beer swilling customers we’ll always have a place to make noise. It’s our Stone Pony…our CBGB’s if you will. But, of course, we must venture forth into other clubs and bars to get the word out. I wouldn’t expect the full band to be back at the Crossroads until September or so. The Trot monster and I are going to do an acoustic duet at the Crossroads on May 16th in support of No Code. We are working on two pre-summer band gigs; potentially in Warren County N.J. and Easton PA. Stay tuned. By that time…our DEMO should be finished and you can pick up your copy at a show or request it on this site. What’s next? Well, we would like to continue stirring up interest in our rock opera “Bread and Circuses”. We will keep adding songs from that into our live repertoire. Eventually, we will record the whole album and Mike will publish his novel based on the opera. After that…we already have at least three other albums worth of material written and ready to go. Oh yeah...I was at the new rock radio station 101.9 RXP in NYC the other day. One of my best friends was auditioning for an on-air gig and I went along to provide moral support and side-kickery. If this pans out…some very cool things are on the way. So what else should we talk about? Politics? 68AD has not officially endorsed a presidential candidate yet. The current Democratic dogfight is in many ways indicative of the root problems in our two party “system”. If the Democrats, as a party, really want to take the country back…one of the two front runners would have already checked their ego at the door and agreed to be the runnin

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